a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

122,244 notes

badtvblog:

This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.

69,603 notes

poutful:

When people say “IM CRYING” are you  really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Source: thelazykorean)

87,727 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

115,124 notes

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

(Source: jabura)

169,480 notes

turnt-dirnt:

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

has science gone too far?

turnt-dirnt:

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

has science gone too far?

(Source: reddit.com)

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dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:
biscuit crumbs everywhere
distant sobbing sounds
sound of someone falling over in another room

dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:

  • biscuit crumbs everywhere
  • distant sobbing sounds
  • sound of someone falling over in another room

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

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