dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

(Source: mumfordy)

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grilledcheezed:

"can i see your phone?"

"ya one sec"

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

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gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

(Source: pdlcomics)

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

(Source: anchorsandmoons)

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

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